Jerry-Christ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Attack of the Monkeys]

Well, it was ok.

but please, you and everyone else, learn the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE

[Crazy Dots 4]

pretty

one of the better stoner movies ive seen in a while. for the future, you should try to link the tweens smootherly, cuz it was kinda choppy. also try a higher framerate.

[NewGrounds Debate]

Now THAT was fucking gay.

first of all, nobody but NOBODY should use those retarded shareware programs that make flash movies. its like using a crayone to make 3d graphics. it doesnt work.

secondly, ........... well, i didnt even finish the movie. i almost fell asleep after about 12 seconds.

[It's Okay, ki10!]

I swear to god

if there's one more movie like this about fucking clocks im going to bomb your house.

you suck

[weerd]

Wow. Now THAT'S impressive.

you've found the perfect way to completely waste 5 megs. i cant even call that an animation. that song has absolutely nothing to do with nothing.

so then, i must ask, what the fuck were you smoking?

[Ruby vs Emerald]

Yep. We'll probably never know.

just a few notes...

emerlad's limit (or just special attack; do enemies have limits?) is "air tam" storm (note the e). "aire tam" is "materia" backwards, hence it hurts you based on how much materia you have.

though many havent realized it, emerald is affected by gravity (demi magic). since it normally takes out 1/4 of anyones health, it does 9999 every time on emerald. combined with quadra-magic and 2-magic (+ mime is suggested), thats 79992 every hit. screw the knights summon.

also, ruby's wont use quicksand if you go in with 2 guys dead.

...i should probably stop before I get into too much detail ;) nice movie though.

[Gohan meets Sephiroth]

Gohan can go fuck himself.

dude, no one can beat sephiroth. sephiroth is the single greatest person every created. he is god in a black robe. there is no greater, especially not gohan. only cloud can beat sephiroth, so dont even try it

hehe. gohan does kinda look like cloud though.

[Kung-Fu CS]

waste of space

ya know how some people can spit out crap and give it a name? this is a perfect example.

[Normal_day]

yeah. normal day in my world.

its almost an analogy for life: you go through a ton of random shit, and then its over.

[Grotesque]

that was........................ill just stop here

a message for everyone, but especially you:
LEARN HOW TO SPELL DAMNIT
"UNTIL" has one l
stories is not spelled storys

seriously people, if ur gonna make a dramatic text message like that, mispelled words completely ruin it.